Don't Make That Face

Two Men and a Truck.

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 09:00:00 -0600

How’s it going internet? Unlike Larry King, I am not retired. I’m moving! I wanted to...

American Idol Cryfest. Chris Medina was at the Milwaukee...

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 12:00:07 -0600

American ~~Idol~~ Cryfest.

Chris Medina was at the Milwaukee auditions of American Idol. If you can watch this without getting choked up, it’s time for you to change the batteries in your robot heart.

FW: >FW: >FW:> I Hate Forwards

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 13:12:10 -0600

I hate forwards for a couple of reasons. First, as I’ve said before, I’m extremely...

I Would Die 4 U.

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 13:21:14 -0600

My love for Prince goes way back. When I was 7 I had an amazing babysitter. She was probably way...

We Are Family.

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:07:00 -0600

Have you heard Oprah’s big secret? Apparently, she has long lost siblings scattered across...

Killer.....BLOG!

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 13:05:33 -0600

Hey! I talked to Phil Spector today. He solemnly reminded me that it’s Recommend Day at...

Cramps SUCK, So Do Da Bears

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:47:35 -0600

GREEN BAY IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL which means I can relax for a minute before the pregame jitters...

"Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all time thing. You don’t win once in a while,..."

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 15:13:53 -0600

“Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all time thing. You don’t win once in a...

I'll Take What's Behind Curtain No. 2!

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:33:42 -0600

I'll Take What's Behind Curtain No. 2!: I think I know what the Naked Woman in the Gym Locker Room...

Don’t Make That Face: All of my friends say I’m a...

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 16:36:06 -0600

Don’t Make That Face:

All of my friends say I’m a classic “A White Guy with Cornrows”.

sofapizza:hawaiiansdonotblog:what-is-this-i-dont-even:

obviously whoever made this was born around mid-september, making me forever jealous of them.

Mandog=Scaaaaary.

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 12:26:00 -0600

This is Riley and it’s his birthday. Ummmm, yeah. I wanted to think this picture was...

“Mommy, where do A-holes come from?” The answer can...

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:18:56 -0600

“Mommy, where do A-holes come from?”

The answer can be found on Wednesday nights on TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras. Every week Toddlers and Tiaras follows a different group of “young ladies” (ages 12 months-5 years old) and their INSANE parents as they compete to be crowned Ultimate Grand Supreme Miss Sunshine (or something like that). Show highlights include waxing the eyebrows of a screaming 4 year old and spray tanning a baby.

Y’all, this show is (Oprah excited voice) craaaaaaaaazy with a side of WTF!

These pageant parents should join together to save the wales or the rainforest or something endangered, because they are doing a great job of making sure that the a-hole is around for future generations to enjoy.

The Curtains Do NOT Match the Carpet

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 13:05:27 -0600

To the Naked Woman in the Gym Locker Room Whose Labia Majora Hang to Her Knees: Even though I get...

"We did open the Packers at -3 and are accumulating money on them like snow in the U.P."

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:39:13 -0600

““We did open the Packers at -3 and are accumulating money on them like snow in the...

Pablo!!!!!

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 12:27:21 -0600

Readers, meet the 2nd best dog in the world: This poor little thing has been keeping vigil at his...

While Big Brett is busy taking Facebook profile pictures...

Sat, 15 Jan 2011 14:05:00 -0600

While Big Brett is busy taking Facebook profile pictures of ”Little Brett”, the Packers will be busy kicking Falcon Ass. GO PACKERS!

Big Butt and a Smile

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 12:14:18 -0600

I’m one of those lucky people whose grandma Wuelita is still alive. I thank God for that. I love...

One Cheeto Stained Wife Beater Away from the Trailer Park

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 12:19:13 -0600

I’ve had mixed feelings towards Brett Favre since he left my Green Bay Packers. I mean, it wasn’t...

This video has been circulating for awhile. Its an incredibly...

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 08:01:07 -0600

This video has been circulating for awhile. Its an incredibly cute acoustic cover of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero’s “Home”.

WARNING:

This video is so precious that, if you have them, your ovaries may explode from the overwhelming urge to run out and get knocked up just so that you can learn to play the guitar and teach your incredibly gifted daughter a song. If you don’t have ovaries, I’m not responsible for your urge to poke holes in your condoms.

Fling that boa.

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:31:14 -0600

Years ago, I worked at a car dealership. It was a really shitty job. The health insurance...